i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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