Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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