Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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