So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
we're so committed to being not committed
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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