Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I had to cum in my sink.
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