I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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