Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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