the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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