Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
