My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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