I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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