Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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