Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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