id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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