I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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