My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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