Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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