We should be called the Road Head Warriors
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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