Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
babies were throwing up all over the place
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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