your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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