Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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