I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Your tits are I can't wait for
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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