If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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