Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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