in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I fill condoms, not promises.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
COCAINE IS GR8
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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