Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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