I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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