Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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