i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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