I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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