At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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