just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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