How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
