Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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