Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
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