Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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