he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
