There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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