Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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