home. puking in laundry basket.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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