i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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