She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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