...so i touched it.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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