You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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