I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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