At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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