yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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