If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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