That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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