i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Let's paint friendship bongs
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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