she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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