is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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