Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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