I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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